SAMANTHA: Thirteen kids, aged 12 to 16.

JACK: What about the bus driver?

SAMANTHA: Let me think.

JACK: My grandfather was a doctor. He always used to say, "when you hear hooves, think horses, not zebras."

DANNY: Obviously, she is lying

MARTIN: No, not yet.

VIVIAN: So how'd you know he's her boyfriend?

JACK: What do you mean you don't think so?

DANNY: Excuse me. What exactly do you guys do here?

SAMANTHA: Yeah, she was fooling everybody.